14 Far Out And Funniest Excuses For Not Working Out
Unless a muscle sprouts for every single push-up, there’s no point in working out. This belief has led to many a fun hour doing something other than workouts and also some of the funniest excuses for not working out. Here are a few of the latter.
1. I have other priorities. Like…ummm writing my blog.
2. I love the way I look. I don’t care about anyone’s opinion.
3. “I know it’s a trap. First they ask you to work out, then they tell you to kiss burgers goodbye and before you know it, you’re’ sitting next to a goat at the breakfast table, munching on some green leaves.”
4. Saturdays are for sleeping. Just like Mondays are for weeping. Ask anyone!
5. “If aliens come and I’m their first contact, I don’t want them to feel intimidated, causing a galactic war.”
6. I am Not Fat , I am Curvy and I like it!
7. “These are my legs, so I’ll decide how far I wanna keep them apart; not a health coach!”
8.“ Slim hips and broad chest-that’s how all gym geeks look like. But I have my ownidentity, I like the way i am.
9. “We’re at the verge of becoming human-electronic cyborg. Exercising is so irrelevant now.”
10.I worked out yesterday, which is enough for a week. Or a Month.
11. “Okay, I admit, I worship laziness ’cause it’s the root of all inventions. Look at all the gadgets-see how their features are inspired by our holy laziness!”
12. I am not motivated enough to Work out.
13. “Work. Out. It means any sort of effort is out of the question!”
14. I work hard all day at office, I don’t want to push myself to work hard at the Gym too.
If there’s one thing these funniest excuses for not working out teach us, it’s this-never underestimate the power of the imagination!
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